If there was one GIF that could accurately sum adult a state of being after examination a Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, it would be this one:
Thanks, Chandler. We can always count on you.
We don’t know what’s going on in that trailer per tract and/or characters, though we are so damn vivacious to see footage from J.J. Abramsinstallment of a new Star Wars trilogy . It was usually a 90 second taste, though it had adequate nerdgasm moments to waves us over until a subsequent trailer, that will no doubt explain some-more about what a ruin is going on.
1. Fade in on…
First footage! First taste! And it’s a world that looks unequivocally most like Tatooine. And a unequivocally ominous, Benedict Cumberbatch-esque voiceover says: “There’s been an awakening. Have we felt it?”
2. Stormtrooper or…?
Here is newbie series one, John Boyega. This is possibly a unequivocally panicked Stormtrooper or someone posing as a Stormtrooper. And if we listen closely…do we hear what sounds like an Imperial Probe Droid?
3. They see me rollin’
Question: is this a small droid on tip of a round or is a whole thing a droid? Also, a tip kind of resembles R2-D2, so there’s that to consider about. But really, it’s only so cute. And panicked.
4. Blaster bus
Will these Stormtroopers keep themselves from banging their heads on doors, given a strange trilogy Stormtroopers only did not have their s–t together. Based on these 3 seconds, it kind of looks like these updated Stormtroopers are a small some-more competent. Maybe these upgraded blasters will indeed strike something for once. But some-more importantly: if a Rebellion took down a dim side, why are their Stormtroopers? Is a Empire still functioning? Making a comeback?
5. Newbie series two
Daisy Ridley is here, and she looks like she needs to get divided from someone. Or something. Everyone is unequivocally panicked in this trailer so far.
6. I’m out!
Girl, where did we get that landspeeder? Perhaps a present from your parents, who might or might not be Han and Leia Solo?!
7. And finally, newbie series three
Oscar Isaac, looking (of course) a small panicked as an X-wing pilot.
YES. Those X-wing fighters drifting above a H2O gave us so many feelings in a heart.
9. Dark side cometh
At slightest we can all determine that this person, whoever he or she is, is ostensible to be a villain? The voiceover tells us that, basically. And how does everybody feel about a upgraded lightsaber with a flickering hilt?
What do we contend about a initial demeanour during a (upgraded) Millennium Falcon while John Williams‘ measure swells in a background?! THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY.
11. Pimped out
There are some changes to a “fastest hunk of junk in a galaxy,” if we demeanour closely. Has Han been tinkering? Plus: lens flare!
12. Enemy fire
Our mouths are still unresolved open in astonishment during saying a aged lady bank and spin and spin when suddenly…TIE fighters! And are we behind on Tatooine?
And there we have it, folks. Our initial demeanour during Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It’s been over 30 years given a final new Star Wars movie*, so we’ll only be over here examination a trailer over and over and over and over again.
*That is not a mistake. We don’t count those prequels as partial of a Star Wars franchise. We only can’t.